Today is one of those days when you go to work expecting to get off early but instead are tortured by a full six hours of boredom. By the time you get home to do all the awesome things you were expecting to accomplish, you are overwhelmed by the incessant need to do nothing but drink cheap gin on Nic’s couch while furiously chain smoking cigarettes. However, Nic is busy building metal bongs, so you sit on your own couch and make pizza instead.